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Daeny with an egg

Daeny with an egg

Okay, so I’m playing Sims 3 with the Dragon Valley expansion so naturally I had to make Daenerys Targaryen. I set her up with a military career with plans to switch to political later (her life goal is also to travel the world since I have World Adventures) and gave her three dragon eggs. 

Yesterday, the game decided that her work outfit for this career level was going to be her birthday suit. My game is unmodded, there’s still pixelation if she hops in the shower. I truly don’t know what’s going on. The car came to take her to work, she stripped down, then she walked out the door. She worked for about an hour and a half before she walked out of the military fort to hatch her dragons. So there she was standing naked with Drogon (the red one), Rhaegal (the green one), and Viserion (who is supposed to be white and gold but is purple in game). Just as she was naked when they were born in the show, she was naked when they were born in the game. Only this time her clothes weren’t burned off.

Here’s what she’s supposed to be wearing:

Wow Jon Mak. Get it!

Wow Jon Mak. Get it!

Just like the real Jon Mak, Sims Jon Mak wants to make drinks and party and doesn’t get nearly enough sleep

Just like the real Jon Mak, Sims Jon Mak wants to make drinks and party and doesn’t get nearly enough sleep

Tyler is playing pirate in the bathtub
He would actually do this

Tyler is playing pirate in the bathtub

He would actually do this

Dani! This isn’t even your house. This is a housewarming party for Jon Mak and the boys. 

Dani! This isn’t even your house. This is a housewarming party for Jon Mak and the boys. 

Dani stop pissing off everyone’s mother. First Chris and Stephen’s and now Jess and Dana’s? 
Dana’s mommy is fierce. Watch out.

Dani stop pissing off everyone’s mother. First Chris and Stephen’s and now Jess and Dana’s? 

Dana’s mommy is fierce. Watch out.

3 guesses who

3 guesses who

And then Jon and Megan set the kitchen on fire because they were too busy playing red hands to take the food out of the oven

And then Jon and Megan set the kitchen on fire because they were too busy playing red hands to take the food out of the oven

Liz is a llama now too

Liz is a llama now too

Llama Zip and Llama Geoff

You guys have jobs as mascots. Aren’t you lucky?

Uhh Chris I think Dani wants your mum dead

Uhh Chris I think Dani wants your mum dead

anansi-boy:

whatsupinfourcorners:

Seven boys who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

of course not. you need some biddies. Like more of them… 7 boys in one house is starting to look like your re-enacting some kind of fantasy

Geoff decided to throw a party. The only people in the neighborhood so far are boys, Dani, and Mrs. Waters

anansi-boy:

whatsupinfourcorners:

Seven boys who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

of course not. you need some biddies. Like more of them… 7 boys in one house is starting to look like your re-enacting some kind of fantasy

Geoff decided to throw a party. The only people in the neighborhood so far are boys, Dani, and Mrs. Waters

Seven boys who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

Seven boys who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

Cody went on a quest from some ass in public and came home to Dani and Mrs. Waters fighting again and the kitchen on fire.
See what happens when you’re bad?

Cody went on a quest from some ass in public and came home to Dani and Mrs. Waters fighting again and the kitchen on fire.

See what happens when you’re bad?